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Name: Eduardo the human
Gender: Female
Interests: muttonchops, robots, frankensteins, art, dandelions, dinosaurs, hammocks, raining tea and crumpets, platypi, gummi bears, lollerblading, making lmaonade, frololicking, climb a tree
Expertise: trickery
Message: message me
Member Since:
11/12/2005
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| Any annoyance that my roommate has committed is now instantly forgiven, as will any future annoyances. This is all because of the following email she has written.
To: AskBillNye@hotmail.com
Subject: PLEASE HELP ME OH WONDERFUL SCIENCE MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN
DEAR SCIENCE MASTERBRAIN OF ALL BRAINS:
I
HAVE THIS HUGE QUESTION AND IN DESPIRATION I MUST FIND THE ANSWER. HOW
ARE YOU STILL LIVINGING AND WHY IS YOUR SHOW NOT ON THE AIR. I MISS
YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD BECAUSE I HAVENT HEARD ABOUT YOU IN A
WHILE. PLEASE REPLY. IT IS A MATTER OF UTMOST AND PROMINENT URGENCY.
THANK YOU -
A MORE THAT LOYAL FAN
WHO HAS BEEN DISASSOCIATED FROM HER FAVORITE SCIENCE SHOW FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. SAD DAY.
HOPE TO HEAR FORM YOU SOON. HOPEFULLY ITS NOT A SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE.
MUCH LOVE
She didn't even know about our inside joke about Bill, she just stumbled upon "Ask Bill Nye about why we itch!" and exclaimed "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!1 BILL NYE IS STILL ALIVE? I AM SO EMAILING HIM." I am pleased.
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